What the hell is up with people who make remarkable asshats out of themselves on DA, and then turn around and say "Thank you" to everyone who has stopped by for telling them that they suck, "for all the pageviews and popularity"! LOL?

Boy, governor Spitzer sure garnered himself a lot of press lately. He should be real thankful to all those disapproving voices and newspapers and websites. I mean, forget about being exposed as a whore-addict and resigning his position. LOOK AT ALL THE PAGEVIEWS HE GOT! LOL!

That is the exact same mentality behind people who pretend to be happy about getting fucktons of pageviews and recognition over being fucktarded. The way I see it, it's either:

A. A very obvious facade, trying to provoke those who have been bashing the moron in question and discourage them from re-visiting the page, lest they contribute more to the 'happiness' of the moron by adding more pageviews. It's also most like the moron's way of trying to convince everyone and themselves that they are a 'better' person than all the bashers...bashers charge in full of negativity, but the moron is only grateful and optimistic! ...hey asshole, it doesn't work. In fact, we think you're even more of an idiot and a pathetic liar for pretending to be happy over the fact that you're an internet douche.

B. This person really IS a complete moron who has actually convinced themselves that pageviews = liquid sex. No matter HOW they are gotten, as long as they ARE gotten is all that matters. All those people calling you on your bullshit, spamming your page and writing ED articles about you? That's all a GOOD THING, because pageviews. The infamy that you will never be able to live down unless you change your screen name? AWESOME, because pageviews. Interpreting infamy as "popularity"? A-OKAY, because OMG PAGEVIEWS. Ugh. These people still deserve the shit that they get.

Remember that psychotic narutard who failed her spelling test and got into a drama war with me? Aburameshino or something? Whatever it was, it was Shino's name spelled wrong. She put on top of her page, as her TITLE, "Lovin' all the pageviews! " or some crap when she came under attack for being an asstard. Now there's some jesus humper who got a lot of grief for putting up an anti-gay marraige stamp. She's trying to piss everyone off by saying that she "loves" all of her flamers and that they've given her so many pageviews and popularity! She's even gone so far as to change her title to "fish aren't flammable" because she has the name of a fish in her username. LOL shitboat, the joke's on you so hard. Any idiot can see through your crap, and it only makes you look more pathetic in the end. You're only acknowledging us some more, and that's exactly what we want.

Go away plz and read up on the Big Book of Good Comebacks, then try again. You still suck.

Seared grouper, anyone?